Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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