Will you blow on my dice?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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