I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Randomize
