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(618): View more from Illinois

Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake

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(317): View more from Indiana

i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.

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(813): View more from Florida

I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.

(1-813): View more from Florida

Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple

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(801): View more from Utah

So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away

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(207): View more from Maine

I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first

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(206): View more from Washington

Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.

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(904): View more from Florida

No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.

(386): View more from Florida

Wow

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