Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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