Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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