Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
She bit a glass in half.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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