McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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