do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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