batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
two words: eviction party
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
