ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
no you cant smoke seaweed
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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