I want to stick my p in your. b.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
