i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
God, I missed his penis.
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