I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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