Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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