haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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