Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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