My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
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