Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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