I wish life had little blips of pornography
Reggie can tackle my bush.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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