Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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