when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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