How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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