im about as happy as oj after his trial
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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