Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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