Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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