found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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