youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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