Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Where is the hickey?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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