I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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