I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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