Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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