Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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