I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Fuck appropriateness.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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