There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
We are all done wearing pants today
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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