Define "chronic" masturbator.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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