I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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