when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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