girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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