Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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