It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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