fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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