Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Randomize
