On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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