Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I'm both gender and math confused
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