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(703): View more from Virginia

something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...

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(732): View more from New Jersey

its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9

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(614): View more from Ohio

There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw

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(301): View more from Maryland

Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight

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(614): View more from Ohio

Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in

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(254): View more from Texas

Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.

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(407): View more from Florida

It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Do you have feelings for this penis?

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