Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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