so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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