Having a random hookup so left but love u
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
