You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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