Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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