I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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