whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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