Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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